The ATM password
John had gone inside the ATM counter to withdraw money, while Jack was waiting outside.
Jack (when John comes out): I have seen your ATM password.
John: Really? Tell me what it is.
Jack: It is four stars(****).
John: You really are foolish. It is actually 7894.
High-jump
Student: Do you know someone who can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?
Teacher: That's impossible. No one can jump that high.
Student: Actually, we all can. The Eiffel Tower can't jump.
Chinese food festival
Manager: Why are you looking so worried?
Chef : There are all sorts of bugs in the food ! I dont know what to do .
Manager: No problem ! I 'll announce a Chinese food festival !
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