Blind man ; Sun and the Moon !

Have fun with these great Jokes :

The Blind Beggar
Beggar: Give this blind man some alms.
Ron: Are you really blind?
Beggar: yes, I can prove it !
Ron: How?
Beggar: Do you see that pole?
Ron: Yes.
Beggar: Well, I don't.

Happy Driving
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking zone?
Defendant: Because of the sign.
Judge: What sign?
Defendant: The one which said 'Fine for parking'.

Lunatic
Julia: Tell me which is more important-the sun or the moon?

Rosy: Obviously,the moon.

Julia: Why?

Rosy: Because the moon shines at night . The sun gives light by day,when we don't need it !

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