Funny Punch !

*Ashok was standing on a train platform when he suddenly jumped on the tracks .

Man: What are you doing ? You will get run over !

Ashok : If anyone, you will be run over . Didn't you hear the announcement that the train is coming on the platform ?

*Teacher : Name five domesticated animals .

Student: Two cows and three goats .

*Sam : I went to the dentist this morning about the pain in my tooth .

Mira : Does your tooth still hurt ?

Sam : I don't know , he kept it !

*Husband : Why are you staring at the sugar jar ?

Wife : The doctor told me to constantly watch my sugar level !

(I have collectecd these tiny jokes )

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