Working woman and her maid !

Working woman and her maid

A woman returned home one evening , removed her clothes and called her new maid.

Woman: Did you clean out the refrigerator like I asked you to inthe morning?

Maid: Yes, ma'am, and every thing was delicious.

Car thief

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: Your honour, I saw it parked outside the cemetry and throut that the owner wouldn't need it any more.

Fishi

Teacher:Name an aquatic animal.

Student: Fish.

Teacher: Good. Now name five more.

Student: Father fish, mother fish, grandfather fish, grandmother fish and brother fish.

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