Marks of Lovemaking !

If your lover can't control himself or herself, you are left with love bites, soft bruises, visible marks of affection.
FAINT IS GOOD:
Flaunting a mild hickey is not such a bad idea. It's normal. It is an obvious hazard of lovemaking, and you are not ashamed of it. That’s the signal you are sending if you make no qualms about hiding it.
STAY VERY COOL AS YOU ARE:

One of the biggest problems with love bites is our fear that people will point it out to you. However, remember it is a great way to judge people. You are more in control here, in deciding which one of your friends deals with your hickey. How diplomatic and tasteful they are. Or how uncool and tasteless they are. You’ll know. Think of it as a trial by fire. For them, not you.
DO NOT BE NERVOUS:
While your friends are likely to comment, out of nervousness, you needn’t announce it aloud to a party. If people notice, smile out loud, and say something cool like, “Yes, last night was hectic.”
HAIR HIDING:

For women, hair can be a good way to hide love bites. But don't force a hair style around your love bite.
AVOID PAIN IN THE NECK:
Don’t keep your neck turned to one side. You'll end up with a neck ache.
DO NOT TRY TO OVER-CAMOUFLAGE:

One of the stupidest things people do is over camouflage their love bites. It's a hickey. It’s not like you’ve been bashed up. So wearing a turtle neck, and wrapping a scarf around it, and then pinning it is great if you wish to asphyxiate yourself socially. And it proves the age-old maxim true yet again, with you as a victimised example: vanity and happiness are incompatible.
DON’T EVER PUT MAKE UP ON MARKS:

That Estee Lauder compact is not meant for your neck, or shoulder! It’s for your face. You’ll look like a worse clown by powdering your love bites. So no make up.
NO BAND AID:
You are inviting bad luck by hiding something emerging from lovemaking (the hickey) with something as ugly as a band-aid. You made love, you didn’t fall down and scratch your neck.
ANIMAL BITES:
Speaking of scratching, please don’t tell people that it was an insect bite. First, it suggests that you live in an unhygienic environment by suggesting that such a large insect could reside close to where you sleep. Secondly, it also subconsciously reveals that you think your love is like a flea, a bandicoot, a cockroach. That would be bite, if they found out.

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