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The ATM password

John had gone inside the ATM counter to withdraw money, while Jack was waiting outside.

Jack (when John comes out): I have seen your ATM password.

John: Really? Tell me what it is.

Jack: It is four stars(****).

John: You really are foolish. It is actually 7894.

High-jump

Student: Do you know someone who can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Teacher: That's impossible. No one can jump that high.

Student: Actually, we all can. The Eiffel Tower can't jump.

Chinese food festival

Manager: Why are you looking so worried?

Chef : There are all sorts of bugs in the food ! I dont know what to do .

Manager: No problem ! I 'll announce a Chinese food festival !

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Cool SMS

* Small minds talk about Sales, Average minds talk about Business , Great minds talk about Growth ... LEGENDS never talk... they only PERFORM !

* There is no Good or Bad in this world , but thinking makes it so ! What people call 'congestion' in a bus or train , becomes "ATMOSPHERE" in a pub !

* TRUST is the basis of all relations , a small mistake can change it's entire meaning .Like the missing letter 'T" can 'RUST' the relation !

* A beautiful life does not just happen ... it is built daily, in prayer, humility, sacrifices and love .

May a beautiful life be yours , Today Tomorrow & Forever ....

* Friendship is a silent gift of nature.

More old, more strong.

More deep, more clear.

More close, more warm.

Less words , more UNDERSTANDING !

Happy Friendship Day !

* Friendship is like the cold drops of water in the hot desert of life !

* Friend means who always with you whether you are in joy or sorrow .

*I know you love Her !

It is not a secret anymore,

he is pretty, she is hot, she is so rich and cultured.

Congrats , She turns 61 . HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY !

* If God answers your prayer, he is increasing your Faith.

If he delays, he is increasing your Patience.

If he doesn't answer, he knows YOU can handle it !

* May the blessings of God harass you,

Happiness attack you wherever you go.

May misery be hijacked from you and

May thieves pickpocket all your worries..

Have A Great Day !

* This is a special time , when family and friends get together for fun;

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days in this festive season and always...

! HAPPY DIWALI !

* May this season of lights shower lots of happiness and luck on you ;

Wish you a very happy and prosperous DIWALI !

* May 'Maa Kali' empower you with her 9 blessings - Name, Fame,Health,

Wealth, Happiness,Humanity,Gyaan(learning),Bhakti(devotion) and Shakti (power). Happy Diwali !

* Traffic ad of the year :

Lord Ganesha says....

" Care for your head , not everyone gets a replacement like me !"

* Think GENTLY , Talk SIMPLY ,

Laugh LOUDLY, Work HARDLY ,

Love SINCERELY, Feel FREELY ,

Read SLOWLY , Write BEAUTIFULLY ,

and most important :

Remember me DAILY !

* Don't expect anything from life , expectations hurt !

When you don't expect, every moment is a surprise and surprise , brings you

HAPPINESS with it ! Have a great day !

* Facts of Life: "The world suffers a lot, Not because of violence of Bad people , But because of silence of Good people".

* Sweet is your nature, Dear is your name, close to my heart you will always remain. As Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but happines for you !

* Like birds,let's leave behind what we don't need to carry ...Grudges
Sadness
Pain
and Regrets .
Fly light.Life is beautiful ..! Have a nice Day !

God

Offers us his

Outstanding

Devotion to

Make us

Obidient and

Ready for a

New day to

Initiate

New aim for the

Glory of life !

GOOD MORNING !

*The Dream is not what you see in sleep....Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep ! Good Night !

*Leadeship counts ...A group of donkeys lead by a lion can defeat a group of lions by a donkey !

* Great friendships are not necessarily about finding similarities...It is more about respecting differences !!

*H_INDU

MUSL_M

S_KH

_SAEE

see, how we loose our identity when we forget.."I" of 'I N D I A N' Be Indian , Happy Republic Day !

* Good Morning . Have a Good Day .If you don't have a "Good Day", no problem. There are other brands like...'50-50' ,'Parle Glucose', Little Hearts' , 'Marie' , 'Thin Arraroot' ..... ENJOY !

*Each moment in a day, has it's own value,

Morning brings hope,

Afternoon brings faith,

Evening brings love ,

Night brings rest ;

Wish you find them all today and forever !

*Some friends forget , Some move away,Some keep silent , Some just change ,But I am not one of them , I am here for now and forever !

*Trusting in God won't make the mountain smaller , but will make climbing easier .

Do not ask him for a lighter load but ask Him for a stronger back !

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