Muscle Power !

VOTE

Heads Down !

VOTE

Dancing Creature !

VOTE

Playing with Playboy !

You are too young to ENJOY this !

VOTE

I am Drunk !

VOTE

GUN from Nokia !

VOTE

Crossbred Bird !

This crossbreds are examples of great application of graphic software and creative idea !

VOTE

They never be FRIENDS !

They never be FRIENDS ! But, it also happens !

View the following FUN-Blasts !

\/ \/
Obscene Football
It happens only in India

VOTE

It happens only in India ! Funny pics !

India is a great place to found funny things to shoot . Enjoy these pics !

click on the thumbs below to view

VOTE

Computer Girls !

HARD-DISK Girls:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:

Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:

She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her … you will lose everything ...!

(received via mail from a friend )

VOTE

Funny behaviour of animals influences animation !

'Funny animal' is a cartooning term for the genre of comics and animated cartoons in which the main characters are humanoid or talking animals. The characters themselves may also be called funny animals.

While most funny animal stories are light-hearted and humorous, the genre is not exclusively comedic. Dark or serious stories featuring anthropomorphic animals can also be grouped under the "funny animals" category. These stories may intersect with any other genre or group of genre, including historical stories, science fiction, superheroes, westerns, slapstick comedy, children's entertainment, and satire.

Here, these photographs showing you the funny behaviour of animals ! The cartoonists follow these behaviour in animals and create great visual effect in their cartoon / animation stories ! Funny behaviour of animals influence animation !

Pictures from:

http://in.life.dada.net

VOTE

Blind man ; Sun and the Moon !

Have fun with these great Jokes :

The Blind Beggar
Beggar: Give this blind man some alms.
Ron: Are you really blind?
Beggar: yes, I can prove it !
Ron: How?
Beggar: Do you see that pole?
Ron: Yes.
Beggar: Well, I don't.

Happy Driving
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking zone?
Defendant: Because of the sign.
Judge: What sign?
Defendant: The one which said 'Fine for parking'.

Lunatic
Julia: Tell me which is more important-the sun or the moon?

Rosy: Obviously,the moon.

Julia: Why?

Rosy: Because the moon shines at night . The sun gives light by day,when we don't need it !

VOTE

Funny Punch !

*Ashok was standing on a train platform when he suddenly jumped on the tracks .

Man: What are you doing ? You will get run over !

Ashok : If anyone, you will be run over . Didn't you hear the announcement that the train is coming on the platform ?

*Teacher : Name five domesticated animals .

Student: Two cows and three goats .

*Sam : I went to the dentist this morning about the pain in my tooth .

Mira : Does your tooth still hurt ?

Sam : I don't know , he kept it !

*Husband : Why are you staring at the sugar jar ?

Wife : The doctor told me to constantly watch my sugar level !

(I have collectecd these tiny jokes )

VOTE

Funny Vegetable !

These vegetables are crafted to explore the fun in their shape .This is nothing but an art work ! Only the canvas is different . Look at the style, beauty and colour of these vegetables.











Another five friendly veg in the coming post !VOTE

STONE ART !

These are amazing art work on pebbles !
VOTE

HOW INJURIOUS IT COULD BE ! A serious fun .

SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH !!!




This is a brilliance of an advertising ! Compare the difference in effect of warning (in letters) and the photo .VOTE

THE FUNNY QUESTION IN AN INTERVIEW !

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

(received by e-mail and republished )VOTE

I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH MY BREAKFAST !

I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE ,
THAT I DON'T LIKE CORNFLAKES !VOTE

Cool SMS Collection ! Great messages !

Cool SMS

* Small minds talk about Sales, Average minds talk about Business , Great minds talk about Growth ... LEGENDS never talk... they only PERFORM !

* There is no Good or Bad in this world , but thinking makes it so ! What people call 'congestion' in a bus or train , becomes "ATMOSPHERE" in a pub !

* TRUST is the basis of all relations , a small mistake can change it's entire meaning .Like the missing letter 'T" can 'RUST' the relation !

* A beautiful life does not just happen ... it is built daily, in prayer, humility, sacrifices and love .

May a beautiful life be yours , Today Tomorrow & Forever ....

* Friendship is a silent gift of nature.

More old, more strong.

More deep, more clear.

More close, more warm.

Less words , more UNDERSTANDING !

Happy Friendship Day !

* Friendship is like the cold drops of water in the hot desert of life !

* Friend means who always with you whether you are in joy or sorrow .

*I know you love Her !

It is not a secret anymore,

he is pretty, she is hot, she is so rich and cultured.

Congrats , She turns 61 . HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY !

* If God answers your prayer, he is increasing your Faith.

If he delays, he is increasing your Patience.

If he doesn't answer, he knows YOU can handle it !

* May the blessings of God harass you,

Happiness attack you wherever you go.

May misery be hijacked from you and

May thieves pickpocket all your worries..

Have A Great Day !

* This is a special time , when family and friends get together for fun;

Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days in this festive season and always...

! HAPPY DIWALI !

* May this season of lights shower lots of happiness and luck on you ;

Wish you a very happy and prosperous DIWALI !

* May 'Maa Kali' empower you with her 9 blessings - Name, Fame,Health,

Wealth, Happiness,Humanity,Gyaan(learning),Bhakti(devotion) and Shakti (power). Happy Diwali !

* Traffic ad of the year :

Lord Ganesha says....

" Care for your head , not everyone gets a replacement like me !"

* Think GENTLY , Talk SIMPLY ,

Laugh LOUDLY, Work HARDLY ,

Love SINCERELY, Feel FREELY ,

Read SLOWLY , Write BEAUTIFULLY ,

and most important :

Remember me DAILY !

* Don't expect anything from life , expectations hurt !

When you don't expect, every moment is a surprise and surprise , brings you

HAPPINESS with it ! Have a great day !

* Facts of Life: "The world suffers a lot, Not because of violence of Bad people , But because of silence of Good people".

* Sweet is your nature, Dear is your name, close to my heart you will always remain. As Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but happines for you !

* Like birds,let's leave behind what we don't need to carry ...Grudges
Sadness
Pain
and Regrets .
Fly light.Life is beautiful ..! Have a nice Day !

*

God

Offers us his

Outstanding

Devotion to

Make us

Obidient and

Ready for a

New day to

Initiate

New aim for the

Glory of life !

GOOD MORNING !

*The Dream is not what you see in sleep....Dream is the thing which does not let you sleep ! Good Night !

*Leadeship counts ...A group of donkeys lead by a lion can defeat a group of lions by a donkey !

* Great friendships are not necessarily about finding similarities...It is more about respecting differences !!

*H_INDU

MUSL_M

S_KH

_SAEE

see, how we loose our identity when we forget.."I" of 'I N D I A N' Be Indian , Happy Republic Day !

* Good Morning . Have a Good Day .If you don't have a "Good Day", no problem. There are other brands like...'50-50' ,'Parle Glucose', Little Hearts' , 'Marie' , 'Thin Arraroot' ..... ENJOY !

*Each moment in a day, has it's own value,

Morning brings hope,

Afternoon brings faith,

Evening brings love ,

Night brings rest ;

Wish you find them all today and forever !

*Some friends forget , Some move away,Some keep silent , Some just change ,But I am not one of them , I am here for now and forever !

*Trusting in God won't make the mountain smaller , but will make climbing easier .

Do not ask him for a lighter load but ask Him for a stronger back !

VOTE