Convert Your "Ambassador' into a Saloon car !

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It happens only in India ! Funny pics !

India is a great place to found funny things to shoot . Enjoy these pics !

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Obscenity (?) in Football Ground !

Don't only blame Zidane !

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Football Fun

(Porno - Training ?)

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A Dog in Undergarment !

Yes, she looks sexy in a thong ( a type of panty ) and very smart wearing a pair of sunglasses .

Don't miss the 'leg crossed' !

all about human undergarment

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Working woman and her maid !

Working woman and her maid

A woman returned home one evening , removed her clothes and called her new maid.

Woman: Did you clean out the refrigerator like I asked you to inthe morning?

Maid: Yes, ma'am, and every thing was delicious.

Car thief

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: Your honour, I saw it parked outside the cemetry and throut that the owner wouldn't need it any more.

Fishi

Teacher:Name an aquatic animal.

Student: Fish.

Teacher: Good. Now name five more.

Student: Father fish, mother fish, grandfather fish, grandmother fish and brother fish.

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Blind man ; Sun and the Moon !

Have fun with these great Jokes :

The Blind Beggar
Beggar: Give this blind man some alms.
Ron: Are you really blind?
Beggar: yes, I can prove it !
Ron: How?
Beggar: Do you see that pole?
Ron: Yes.
Beggar: Well, I don't.

Happy Driving
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking zone?
Defendant: Because of the sign.
Judge: What sign?
Defendant: The one which said 'Fine for parking'.

Lunatic
Julia: Tell me which is more important-the sun or the moon?

Rosy: Obviously,the moon.

Julia: Why?

Rosy: Because the moon shines at night . The sun gives light by day,when we don't need it !

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Funny Punch !

*Ashok was standing on a train platform when he suddenly jumped on the tracks .

Man: What are you doing ? You will get run over !

Ashok : If anyone, you will be run over . Didn't you hear the announcement that the train is coming on the platform ?

*Teacher : Name five domesticated animals .

Student: Two cows and three goats .

*Sam : I went to the dentist this morning about the pain in my tooth .

Mira : Does your tooth still hurt ?

Sam : I don't know , he kept it !

*Husband : Why are you staring at the sugar jar ?

Wife : The doctor told me to constantly watch my sugar level !

(I have collectecd these tiny jokes )

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Vegetable - The funny art !

Vegetable is a culinary term which generally refers to an edible part of a plant. The definition is traditional rather than scientific and is somewhat arbitrary and subjective. All parts of herbaceous plants eaten as food by humans, whole or in part, are normally considered vegetables. Mushrooms, though belonging to the biological kingdom fungi, are also commonly considered vegetables. In general, vegetables are thought of as being savory, and not sweet, although there are many exceptions. Nuts, grains, herbs, spices and culinary fruits (see below) are normally not considered vegetables. : wikipedia.

But , if you have a nature to look at things differently , you may use the vegetables as a craft media . Not only you can make funny crafts , but also you can create an art piece . Here, these photographs are great examples of vegetable art .

Here comes the end of this funny vegetable series ! Hope all you have had fun browsing !

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The Funny Veg !

Veg or Non Veg !

Vegetable Puppet !

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Vegetable Puppet !

To a kitchen table artist, every fruit, vegetable is a potential medium. Even a couple of chillies are enough to build castle of dream .Indeed, once your artistic eyes grow bigger than your stomach, fruit and vegetable creativity must occur.

Fruits are creative and it's an obvious choice for those who are not hungry. It is inexpensive, colourful, easily available, washable, various shaped and above all, deliciously nontoxic .A table puppeteer erases the differences between fruit, vegetable and all craft material !

In these photos , excellent lens-work is an added advantage and created the effect .








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Veg or Non-Veg ?

This time , have fun with these vegetable .
The vegetables are artistically crafted to create the sense of a different thing . The style , sense of humour behind these creation is appreciable .

View previous 'veg' post !

More funny veg to come ! Keep watching !

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THE FUNNY QUESTION IN AN INTERVIEW !

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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