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Playing with Playboy !

You are too young to ENJOY this !

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We should learn English, but we should also learn our own languages. The key to economic progress isn’t spelled out in English, but it can be found if we establish a grounding in math, science and literature at the core of learning in any language.

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GUN from Nokia !

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Smokig Butt !

More BUTS :

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Crossbred Bird !

This crossbreds are examples of great application of graphic software and creative idea !

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They never be FRIENDS !

They never be FRIENDS ! But, it also happens !

View the following FUN-Blasts !

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Obscene Football
It happens only in India

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It happens only in India ! Funny pics !

India is a great place to found funny things to shoot . Enjoy these pics !

click on the thumbs below to view

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Obscenity (?) in Football Ground !

Don't only blame Zidane !

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Football Fun

(Porno - Training ?)

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Computer Girls !

HARD-DISK Girls:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:

Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:

She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her … you will lose everything ...!

(received via mail from a friend )

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A Dog in Undergarment !

Yes, she looks sexy in a thong ( a type of panty ) and very smart wearing a pair of sunglasses .

Don't miss the 'leg crossed' !

all about human undergarment

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Working woman and her maid !

Working woman and her maid

A woman returned home one evening , removed her clothes and called her new maid.

Woman: Did you clean out the refrigerator like I asked you to inthe morning?

Maid: Yes, ma'am, and every thing was delicious.

Car thief

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: Your honour, I saw it parked outside the cemetry and throut that the owner wouldn't need it any more.

Fishi

Teacher:Name an aquatic animal.

Student: Fish.

Teacher: Good. Now name five more.

Student: Father fish, mother fish, grandfather fish, grandmother fish and brother fish.

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The ATM password

John had gone inside the ATM counter to withdraw money, while Jack was waiting outside.

Jack (when John comes out): I have seen your ATM password.

John: Really? Tell me what it is.

Jack: It is four stars(****).

John: You really are foolish. It is actually 7894.

High-jump

Student: Do you know someone who can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Teacher: That's impossible. No one can jump that high.

Student: Actually, we all can. The Eiffel Tower can't jump.

Chinese food festival

Manager: Why are you looking so worried?

Chef : There are all sorts of bugs in the food ! I dont know what to do .

Manager: No problem ! I 'll announce a Chinese food festival !

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Funny behaviour of animals influences animation !

'Funny animal' is a cartooning term for the genre of comics and animated cartoons in which the main characters are humanoid or talking animals. The characters themselves may also be called funny animals.

While most funny animal stories are light-hearted and humorous, the genre is not exclusively comedic. Dark or serious stories featuring anthropomorphic animals can also be grouped under the "funny animals" category. These stories may intersect with any other genre or group of genre, including historical stories, science fiction, superheroes, westerns, slapstick comedy, children's entertainment, and satire.

Here, these photographs showing you the funny behaviour of animals ! The cartoonists follow these behaviour in animals and create great visual effect in their cartoon / animation stories ! Funny behaviour of animals influence animation !

Pictures from:

http://in.life.dada.net

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Blind man ; Sun and the Moon !

Have fun with these great Jokes :

The Blind Beggar
Beggar: Give this blind man some alms.
Ron: Are you really blind?
Beggar: yes, I can prove it !
Ron: How?
Beggar: Do you see that pole?
Ron: Yes.
Beggar: Well, I don't.

Happy Driving
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking zone?
Defendant: Because of the sign.
Judge: What sign?
Defendant: The one which said 'Fine for parking'.

Lunatic

Julia: Tell me which is more important-the sun or the moon?

Rosy: Obviously,the moon.

Julia: Why?

Rosy: Because the moon shines at night . The sun gives light by day,when we don't need it !

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Funny Punch !

*Ashok was standing on a train platform when he suddenly jumped on the tracks .

Man: What are you doing ? You will get run over !

Ashok : If anyone, you will be run over . Didn't you hear the announcement that the train is coming on the platform ?

*Teacher : Name five domesticated animals .

Student: Two cows and three goats .

*Sam : I went to the dentist this morning about the pain in my tooth .

Mira : Does your tooth still hurt ?

Sam : I don't know , he kept it !

*Husband : Why are you staring at the sugar jar ?

Wife : The doctor told me to constantly watch my sugar level !

(I have collectecd these tiny jokes )

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Vegetable - The funny art !

Vegetable is a culinary term which generally refers to an edible part of a plant. The definition is traditional rather than scientific and is somewhat arbitrary and subjective. All parts of herbaceous plants eaten as food by humans, whole or in part, are normally considered vegetables. Mushrooms, though belonging to the biological kingdom fungi, are also commonly considered vegetables. In general, vegetables are thought of as being savory, and not sweet, although there are many exceptions. Nuts, grains, herbs, spices and culinary fruits (see below) are normally not considered vegetables. : wikipedia.

But , if you have a nature to look at things differently , you may use the vegetables as a craft media . Not only you can make funny crafts , but also you can create an art piece . Here, these photographs are great examples of vegetable art .