I am Drunk !

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They never be FRIENDS !

They never be FRIENDS ! But, it also happens !

View the following FUN-Blasts !

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Obscene Football
It happens only in India

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Obscenity (?) in Football Ground !

Don't only blame Zidane !

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Football Fun

(Porno - Training ?)

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Computer Girls !

HARD-DISK Girls:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:

Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:

Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:

She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her … you will lose everything ...!

(received via mail from a friend )

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A Dog in Undergarment !

Yes, she looks sexy in a thong ( a type of panty ) and very smart wearing a pair of sunglasses .

Don't miss the 'leg crossed' !

all about human undergarment

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Working woman and her maid !

Working woman and her maid

A woman returned home one evening , removed her clothes and called her new maid.

Woman: Did you clean out the refrigerator like I asked you to inthe morning?

Maid: Yes, ma'am, and every thing was delicious.

Car thief

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: Your honour, I saw it parked outside the cemetry and throut that the owner wouldn't need it any more.

Fishi

Teacher:Name an aquatic animal.

Student: Fish.

Teacher: Good. Now name five more.

Student: Father fish, mother fish, grandfather fish, grandmother fish and brother fish.

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The ATM password

John had gone inside the ATM counter to withdraw money, while Jack was waiting outside.

Jack (when John comes out): I have seen your ATM password.

John: Really? Tell me what it is.

Jack: It is four stars(****).

John: You really are foolish. It is actually 7894.

High-jump

Student: Do you know someone who can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Teacher: That's impossible. No one can jump that high.

Student: Actually, we all can. The Eiffel Tower can't jump.

Chinese food festival

Manager: Why are you looking so worried?

Chef : There are all sorts of bugs in the food ! I dont know what to do .

Manager: No problem ! I 'll announce a Chinese food festival !

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Blind man ; Sun and the Moon !

Have fun with these great Jokes :

The Blind Beggar
Beggar: Give this blind man some alms.
Ron: Are you really blind?
Beggar: yes, I can prove it !
Ron: How?
Beggar: Do you see that pole?
Ron: Yes.
Beggar: Well, I don't.

Happy Driving
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking zone?
Defendant: Because of the sign.
Judge: What sign?
Defendant: The one which said 'Fine for parking'.

Lunatic
Julia: Tell me which is more important-the sun or the moon?

Rosy: Obviously,the moon.

Julia: Why?

Rosy: Because the moon shines at night . The sun gives light by day,when we don't need it !

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Funny Punch !

*Ashok was standing on a train platform when he suddenly jumped on the tracks .

Man: What are you doing ? You will get run over !

Ashok : If anyone, you will be run over . Didn't you hear the announcement that the train is coming on the platform ?

*Teacher : Name five domesticated animals .

Student: Two cows and three goats .

*Sam : I went to the dentist this morning about the pain in my tooth .

Mira : Does your tooth still hurt ?

Sam : I don't know , he kept it !

*Husband : Why are you staring at the sugar jar ?

Wife : The doctor told me to constantly watch my sugar level !

(I have collectecd these tiny jokes )

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Veg or Non-Veg ?

This time , have fun with these vegetable .
The vegetables are artistically crafted to create the sense of a different thing . The style , sense of humour behind these creation is appreciable .

View previous 'veg' post !

More funny veg to come ! Keep watching !

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BEAUTY AND FASHION !

This is a work of beauty and fashion ! The style created by the designer is appropriate for the little girls .



The look is amazing and cute , no ?


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THE FUNNY QUESTION IN AN INTERVIEW !

How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting! This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH MY BREAKFAST !

I HAVE TOLD YOU BEFORE ,
THAT I DON'T LIKE CORNFLAKES !VOTE